Retail theraphy works wonders

Torn Abductor muscle,bugger. That's a groin strain in the footie world, and I'm still crippled. So there we go 2 whole weekends have passed by and NO biking........Am I going stir crazy, No.

I've not gone soft, I'm just to busy fettling my new bike. tum te tum.

I know......What a bike tart... But I needed cheering up, anyway this time its for keeps, this is the one, no two timing this baby, oh no. Rash promises considering I haven't actually ridden it yet, but its got all my current favorite attributes. Big Bouncy yet still climbs like a Columbian on EPO. Anyone want to by a Superlight and a Patriot.

what's that, what is it, well how well do you lot think you know me then. A prize on offer of some plumz arm or leg warmers to the person who guesses correctly before anyone actually sees the beast. So I guess you've got a about a week then.

Guesses in the chat window or here only count. So fire away.

SOD - Hey Plumz Pups I need your southpark character